This can't be happening

I seriously cannot believe this, I went out, supposedly to get hammered etc etc, all I wanted was my home and a cup of tea. Please tell me I'm not old, I can't be. Saying that though, everyone else in town seemed a lot younger than me, which is fairly scary considering I am 23. Maybe I'm just old before my time, or that York is pretty shite on a night at the moment. Answers anyone?