Watch the smoke pour from the keyboard

We're interviewing for a new secretary for our department, and I've been given the dubious task of the typing test. I've just done it myself, and my typing speed is 110 WPM, not bad considering when I started here nearly three years ago it was 40 WPM.

Felt very restless last night, and again today. You know it's bad when you find you're watching Relocation, Relocation because there is nothing on the other 4 channels. Had to have beer to console myself.