Groveling apology

I'm sorry Karen that i haven't updated, I'm just so very busy and important (big fat lie!)

So.. what's been going on? Well I've been struggling desperately to get a birthday present for brother dearest who is 40 on Saturday - still no joy, i love leaving things to the last minute. Suggestions anyone?

I've also broken all my resolutions with a couple weeks. I'm still smoking, drinking, not sleeping much and avoiding the gym at all costs. Maybe i should have different resolutions next year as in "i will drink more alcohol, smoke myself to oblivion and become the size of a house" Attainable goals you could say...

When my brain stops hurting from me trying to think of what else i could say that may be vaguely interesting, i shall return!