You know it's Christm as when..

Mother dearest calls you at least once day;
You're skint;
You have the tiredness of not enough sleep, too much alcohol;
You've drawn the worst person to buy for in secret santa at work;
You're using all your holiday up as much as you can (i.e. i have tomorrow off for no reason);
You're hoping that work will give you more than they did last year as the "Christmas bonus" so you can get through January;
You wake up in the middle of the night, remembering that you have to get Christmas cards, and then forget completely.

Welcome to my world people..